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A Lizard Problem by The Lizard One Morning, I woke up under my nice rock in the desert I live in. I saw this new kind of lady just walking 5 or 6 meters away. But then it wasn't just a lady, but a little boy came out of nowhere. Then I was thinking, this is making my part of the land unsafe. The lady was allright, but the boy came up to my rock and threw it in the river full of sand. I had no idea how she and the boy got here. She can't have gone by boat or ship, because the water was full of sand with a bit of water on the bottom, but there's no room for an areoplane to land on. But that doesn't matter at the moment WOW, is that thing trying to kill me or not. I had better warn the others about this before something happens to them. But they are all over the other side of the water that's filled with sand. I got my rock and put it back in place. Luckily, that boy threw a complete line of rocks in the disgusting river full of sand. Then the big challenge came. The big challenge was to jump all the way across the sandy river. Then I started jumping and finally I got across the r iver full of yucky sand. Then all the lizards came up to me and said all kinds of stuff. Like, "Who was that boy, and the lady?" and "Yeah, who are they?" I shouted at them "I DO NOT KNOW! O.K.!" "So don't ask again. Is it clear everybody?" "YES" they all shouted together. "Good" I said to them. O.K. Now we have to defend ourselves by attacting them. They all looked at each other. "An Army" said one of the lizards. YEAH!! So all they did was make a cannon. Then we attacked the little boy. The little boy though it was RAINING ROCKS. The little boy ran inside the old house and said "MUM, HELP ME" The little boys mother came out and said "What Bejamin, it's raining rocks? Oh Don't be a silly child." "I'm not mummy, it's true" The little boys mum looked all around her child. Now all we had to do was shoot. We attacked. The lady screamed and then they ran far far away from us. © Jack Heywood November 2002 |
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