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Lost, One Golfish Called Leo. by Jack Heywood Nick is pressing his face against my new goldfish bowl, with my goldfish in it called Leo. He is talking about a man who ate 261 goldfish in his life. He picks up Leo and dangles him over his mouth. "Very Funny" I say Nicky drops him and eats Leo. I get so angry that I punch him MISSED But this time I hit him WHACK I hit him on the nose. His head comes off and lands in front of me. I look at his head, legs and body, lots of tiny Nicks are pouring out of his head. They are trying to kill me. I get my fly spray. I push the button. Fly spray goes everywhere. I pinch myself, just in case it's a dream. I wake up in bed The roof comes off. There's a big Nick now instead of a tiny Nick. He picks me up and dangles me over his mouth Then he Eats Me. SPLASH I'm on a sugar river. Everything is covered in sugar. BURP!!! ARGHHHHHHHHH I'm flying up the slimy walls like a bullet. I shoot straigh past the mouth. I come out the nose. Quickly I hold onto a nose hair. A finger is coming straight for this side. I pinch myself I wake up in my bed screaming. Mum comes into my room with Nicky. "Nick ate Leo" I said "No he didn't" said Mum "Then where's Leo" "He's on the floor darling, now calm down" Nick picks up Leo and puts him in the bowl of water. "See, Nick saved Leo. He didn't kill him" Mum said Mum leaves the room Nick is pressing his face against my new goldfish bowl, with my goldfish in it called Leo. He is talking about a man who ate 261 goldfish in his life. © Jack Heywood 30/05/2003 |
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